[ MuThU oH mUtHu ]

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER

Interviewer: What is your birth date?

Muthu: 13th October.

Interviewer: Which year?

Muthu : Every year.


MUTHU & HIS MANAGER

Manager: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Muthu: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


MUTHU & HIS LONDON TRIP

After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu and his wife talked about the trip.

Muthu: Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Muthu: In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?' That's why.

Wife: ?????????


MUTHU & THE TOURIST

A tourist from U.S.A. approached Muthu.

Tourist: Was that any great man born in your village?

Muthu: No sir, only babies were born here.


MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT

Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach.

First, he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!"

The cockroach walked.

Then he cut off the second leg and told the same.

The cockroach walked.

Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.

The cockroach walked.

Finally, he cut off the fourth leg and ordered it walk!

But the cockroach didn't walk.

Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut all the cockroach's legs, it becomes deaf."


MUTHU & THE

Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."


MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL

Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard 'WASH BASIN'.


MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART

Interviewer: Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?

Muthu: It's simple. I will just stop my imagination.


MUTHU & HIS ARREST

At a political rally, Muthu was arrested.Why?Because a lady journalist with a badge which has 'PRESS' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him AND he did it!

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Funny?