Tuesday, August 28, 2007

[ 91.3 fM ]

Drove to Marina Square with CK last Sunday.. tuned in to 91.3FM.. and it turned out to be a topic of debate over dinner for the two of us.. apparently there was a prank call made and broadcasted over the radio.. I can't really rem the exact sentences.. but the content is definitely intact..

DJ: Hello. Is that Mr Lee speaking?
Mr Lee: Yes. Who is that calling?
DJ: I am the manager of the Katong Karaoke Pub.
Mr Lee: uhuh?
DJ: We are having a promotion now. We have imported Japanese girls wearing uniforms to serve our customers. And we are inviting you to join us. Would you like to reserve a room first?
Mr Lee: Woo Hoooooo! Japanese girls wearing uniforms ah? Good good good!
DJ: So Mr Lee, would you like me to reserve a room for you?
Mr Lee: Reserve a room not that important. Must reserve 3 girls for me leh.

(Unknown to Mr Lee - MRS Lee is on conference call with them and has heard everything that the husband has said.)

Mrs Lee: You better reserve one more also la.
Mr Lee: Hello? (SHOCKED)
Mrs Lee: You want to bring me also along right?
Mr Lee: Sorry? Who is this girl? (STILL IN SHOCK)
DJ: That is Mrs Lee.
Mrs Lee: You see.. you see..
Mr Lee: Darling, you see.. this one I was just preparing.......
Mrs Lee: You call me darling now ah! Japanese girls you like ah? You buy uniform la.. Japanese girl's uniform. I wear at night can!
Mr Lee: Darling, I call you back.
Mrs Lee: What call me back?

(The phone went dead and that marked the end of the prank call.)

Topic of debate: Who is the one at fault?

CK: DJ - He doesnt have the right to make such a prank call.
Angeline: Mr Lee - SERVE HIM RIGHT!
Marcus: DJ - It's against principles and everyone has temptations.
Shun De: DJ - He is breaking up the couple indirectly.
Lissa: Mr Lee - Betrayal is wrong.

No right or wrong. BUT I stick to my stand. It is obviously Mr Lee at fault. He doesn't have to succumb to his temptations. BUT yet he did. I don't deny that none of this would have happen if the DJ didnt make the call. Nonetheless, the guy was given a choice and he just have to bear the brunt of it. Case closed.

[ MuThU oH mUtHu ]

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Muthu: 13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
Muthu : Every year.


MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


MUTHU & HIS LONDON TRIP
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu and his wife talked about the trip.
Muthu: Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Muthu: In London, a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?' That's why.
Wife: ?????????


MUTHU & THE TOURIST
A tourist from U.S.A. approached Muthu.
Tourist: Was that any great man born in your village?
Muthu: No sir, only babies were born here.


MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach.
First, he cut off one leg and told it to "WALK! WALK!"
The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the second leg and told the same.
The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
The cockroach walked.
Finally, he cut off the fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut all the cockroach's legs, it becomes deaf."


MUTHU & THE
Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive."


MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard 'WASH BASIN'.


MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer: Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?
Muthu: It's simple. I will just stop my imagination.


MUTHU & HIS ARREST
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested.Why?Because a lady journalist with a badge which has 'PRESS' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him AND he did it!

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Funny?