Thursday afternoon.. I just recieved this email from Eleanor.. ridiculously funny.. especially at the 'Funk Kill' part.. hope it will be good to destress u.. let's welcome TGIF with open arms!
Exactly from the email:
Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingdao.
Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the air kwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m.
Hope you would enjoy your fright with us! Funk Kill!
Exactly from the email:
Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingdao.
Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the air kwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m.
Hope you would enjoy your fright with us! Funk Kill!
