I have officially concluded that men are jerks. Need I say more? Well, I don't think I need to been through a lot of relationships with men to know this simple logic of life. I've seen my fair share of men in this world and believe in that fact. The only difference is whether they admit they are jerks or they retorted that women are bitches. That's all.
Just in case you are wondering, CK & I are fine. We're still together blissfully. Don't think too much or get too happy over NOTHING.
I shall dedicated this entry to all the jerks out there.
- Men go for looks all the time. - Don't you dare to deny it!
- Men think with the other head. - I can't find one who doesn't.
- Men fear committment. - But they want their women to commit.
- Men like to boast about their sex experiences/partners. - Who really cares?
- Men can tell lies without a sense of guilt. - They expect women to fall for it.
- Men believe 'the more the merrier'. - Therefore, they enjoy two-timing.
- Men can't resist temptations. - Faithful doesn't exist in their dictionary.
- Men don't mean what they say. - Promises are meant to be broken.
- Men are capable of making groundless remarks. - They don't even know what they are talking about.
- Men can say 'I Love You' to a stranger. - Just to get into her pants, what's else?
- Men let their eyes wander all around. - Not on their own girlfriend, but others'.
- Men think they are smarter than women. - Get alive, it's definitely false.
- Men are concious about the looks of their girlfriend. - Superficial creatures.
- Men assume that they can never understand women and blame it on them. - They didn't even bothered to try.
- Men are enemies with PMS. - They conclude they got all the shit at that time. Wrong! Women have it worse.
- Men's brain is being preoccupied by sex. - On an interval of every few minutes.
- Men always deny that they think about sex. - I told you that they are good liars.
- Men don't value open communication. - They think it's a waste of time.
- Men doesn't know how to appreciate women. - They take women for granted.
- Men think they are always right. - They never apologize for their mistakes.
Therefore, I think I should get a dog.
Dogs don't wonder if you are good enough for them.
Dogs don't question you when you come home late.
Dogs don't brag about whom they've slept with.
Dogs don't play games with you except fetch.
Dogs are already in touch with their inner feelings.
Dogs who are gorgeous don't know that they are.
Dogs understand what "No" means.
Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
Dogs don't correct your stories.
Dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner when they reach middle-age.
Dogs don't criticize your driving.
Dogs are nice to your relatives.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
Dogs don't care whether you shave your legs.
Dogs don't complain if the sink is full of dirty dishes.
Dogs look at your eyes.
Dogs like your size.
Dogs always think you're smart and don't make fun of your shortcomings.
Dogs are willing to sleep on a rug and fetch on command.
Dogs spend less time worrying about hair loss.
Dogs are utterly disinterested in professional sports.
Dogs are rarely jealous of your former boyfriends.
Dogs don't complain when you want to go for a walk.
Dogs are willing to eat anything you put on their plate and will always want more.
Dogs expect to go outside on leashes.
Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
Dogs don't criticize your friends.
Dogs admit when they're jealous.
Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.
Dogs love to dance.
Dogs admit it when they're lost.
Dogs take care of their own needs.
Dogs don't care how you dress.
What do you think?
