An Affair

Angeline is having an affair. She fell in love with chocolates, cupcakes, bread puddings, cakes and ice-creams.

Angeline is getting worried that Ck might find out. Fortunately, Ck doesn't read Angeline's blog, which means Ck will never find out unless someone reads this and informs him.

Heh.

An Episode of Life

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table, that reads "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping. Love You!"

Totally shocked with the note, he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3am, drunk and delirious. You broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, '"Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,

"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!"

Moral?

Self-induced hangover = $200.00
Broken crockery = $400.00
Breakfast = $10.00

Saying the Right Thing While Drunk = 'PRICELESS'!

Indeed, there are truly some things that money can't buy.

We're F.I.R.E.D.

Angeline went out with F.I.R.E. for Italian food at Greenwood Avenue. As usual, Angeline was late and the girls were looking for a restaurant to dine-in. After taking a walk around Greenwood Avenue, the girls still couldn't decide between 'Fish Market' or 'Peperoni'. Eventurally, it was the 6 years old Maia who helped the girls to decide. Oh well! Angeline has presumed that they would dine at Peperoni every time (without fail) whenever they are at Greenwood Avenue.

Just in case you are wondering (for public) or unable to identify yourself (for F.I.R.E.),

F = Flirty Wahila
I = Irresistible Shu Ping
R = Radiant Jamilah
E = Exotic Lissa

Without much thinking, the 'D' naturally refers to Angeline and it stands for Dazzling Angeline. Honestly, these were NOT the initial meaning for the acronyms. F.I.R.E.D. have brainstormed and debated and discussed before they decided on theirs. As for Angeline, she decided on hers as this entry was being typed. Trust Angeline, the debate was definitely neccessary because the initial meaning were mostly negative and extremely disturbing for Lissa.

F = Frosty, Funny, Flamboyant, Fashionable* & Friendly*
I = Incorrigible, Interesting, Independent*, Incredible* & Impressive*
R = Ready-to-go, Robust, Rational*, Resolute* & Responsive*
E = ENOUGH ALREADY, Evil, Eggplant, Elephant* & Emotional*
D = Destructive, Disturbing, Dramatic, Determinded*, & Difficult*

Those words that are marked with (*) are added by Angeline.

The photograph on the bottom right was taken under extreme conditions. Angeline suggested Flirty Wa and Irresistible Shu Ping to take a photograph together. Reflex has it that the girls moved closer to each other and started to pose for the camera.

Flirty Wa: Do the slutty pose la!
Irresistible Shu Ping: Huh? (turned around and gave the digusted look when she saw Flirty Wa's pose).

The rest of the girls burst into laughter immediately and Angeline asked them to strike the pose again. It was taken successfully after 3 attempts as Angeline couldn't steady her hands. Obligingly, Flirty Wa and Irresistible Shu Ping posed for 3 times, with each time giving the same expression. Angeline was thinking, "Irresistible Shu Ping must be really digusted with Flirty Wa's slutty pose."

As the girls have been dining at Peperoni whenever they are at Greenwood, it got Angeline wondering why is that so. After thinking long and hard, there could be two solid reasons (prehaps).

Peperoni at Greenwood Avenue is highly recommended for its pizzas.

1. Peperoni serves XXL pizza that could feed 5 adults and 1 child with 5 slices remaining on the table. Angeline remebered that it should be about 24 inches.
   
   
2. The ingredients on the pizza were fresh and plentiful, as the photograph has captured the generosity of the pizza chef. There were scallops, prawns, mussels, squid rings, beef, capsicum and oinions (yucks!).
   


3. The pizza crust is super duper thin. Comparing it with some other pizzas, the crust is the thinnest that Angeline has eaten. Therefore, it doesn't make you feel overly full or even bloated easily. Other than flying personally to Italy to eat the home-made pizzas, Peperoni seems like the best altenative.
   
   

Peperoni at Greenwood Avenue is also highly recommended for being a child-friendly restaurant.

1. The child gets a table-sized coloured paper and crayons to do his or her drawing, which helps to entertain the child while mums and dads order and wait for the food to be served.
   


2. After the child has finished with the first piece, the child can continue to ask for the second, third, fourth, fifth, ... . In short, Peperoni provides unlimited supplies of papers for the child to draw. Angeline suggests that if the child asks for the sixth piece, the mums and dads should be eating their desserts or at least have ordered the desserts.
   


3. Peperoni offers kids' meal at reasonable prices. For about S$8.00 to S$10.00, the child gets a main course, a fruit juice and an ice-cream desserts of the child's choice. Of course, the cutlery is child-friendly and colourful. If Angeline is not wrong, it should be from the swedish company called IKEA.
   

Reading through the 2 supposingly solid reasons again, Angeline doesn't think that they are very 'solid' after all.

Angeline thinks Flirty Wa got the photo-taking virus from Angeline. When the food is served, Angeline just took the photographs of the appetizers and the main course and she was happy to start eating. To her amusement, Flirty Wa took out her (school) camera and asked everyone to start posing with their food (inside the mouth specifically). Angeline still continued eating, food is still more important.

After gobbling down 1 chicken wing, 2 calamari and 3 slices of pizzas, Angeline resumed taking unglamorous photographs of the girls while they were eating. To do the girls some justice (if there is any, heh!), Angeline decided to ask the girls to pose with their food. Oh well, the effects were really about the same. Angeline thinks that the girls should be thankful for something called photo editing software.

Angeline is just kidding la.





Angeline always believe in saving the best for the last. Angeline thinks that these are the best photographs taken for the night because Angeline is in each and every one of them. Heh!



P/S: Radiant Jam, sorry to exclude you. The lighting was really off and no amount of photo editing was able to help. What is the morale of the story? Don't be camera shy la, take many, many, many photographs, so that Angeline can pick the best out of the rest.