Laughter

School - A place where Daddy pays and son plays.

Life Insurance - A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.

Marriage - It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears - The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Compromise - The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Conference Room - A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father - A banker provided by nature.

Criminal - A guy no different from the rest except that he got caught.

Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Doctor - A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Smile - A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Yawn - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouths.

Etc. - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Experience - The name men give to their mistakes.

P/S: Laughter is the best medicine.
P/P/S: Angeline laughed really hard.